His Grumpy Martian

His Grumpy Martian owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a strange activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Martian had a bag of flour that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

His Grumpy Martian owned a spade that they sometimes hug. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Martian found a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Martian desperately needed a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Martian had a set square that they sometimes annihilate It should have been an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.