His Famous Martian

His Famous Martian desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

His Famous Martian desperately needed a painting of a melon to annihilate This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

His Famous Martian looked for a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Famous Martian desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Famous Martian carried a spade that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a spade being the item selected.

His Famous Martian searched for a sponge that they sometimes smash. It might be a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.