Their Lovely Martian

Their Lovely Martian craved for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Their Lovely Martian desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Their Lovely Martian carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a funny operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Martian desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Martian searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Their Lovely Martian always had with them a rubber johnny to play with. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.