His Hungry Martian

His Hungry Martian wanted a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

His Hungry Martian had a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Hungry Martian desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Hungry Martian desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Hungry Martian desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Hungry Martian desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes break. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.