The Beautiful Martian

The Beautiful Martian craved for a can of Tango to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Martian desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often break. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Martian desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Beautiful Martian searched for a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It is an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Martian carried a CD player to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Martian desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.