Tired Martian

Tired Martian had a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. It might have been an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

Tired Martian found a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Tired Martian had a pencil sharpener to play with. It might be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Tired Martian always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be amazing. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Tired Martian desperately needed a bottle of beer to play with. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Tired Martian owned a condom that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.