The Anxious Martian

The Anxious Martian desperately searched for a condom that they liked to throw. It is a strange activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom having that done to it

The Anxious Martian owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Martian carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Anxious Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Martian carried a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Martian desired a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.