The Exceptional Martian

The Exceptional Martian wanted a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Martian always kept a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Martian desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Martian craved for a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Martian searched for a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Martian always carried a bottle of beer that they would drop. It was an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.