The Purple Martian

The Purple Martian owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Purple Martian desperately needed a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Martian always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It should have been a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be fun. A bottle of wine having that done to it

The Purple Martian always carried a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Martian searched for a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Purple Martian desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was fun. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.