Deep thoughts from the throne room. ;) Turdology is a new one to me, but there is a lot of wisdom in that it sounds. I try to catch myself when the negative thoughts creep up, but it's not always easy. At the very least I try to have the awareness to reflect later on to react better next time. The true test is not only leaving a new roll of toilet paper, but also making sure it is placed on the roll the correct way, as well, haha! Then you really know someone was paying attention.