My Weary Monkey

My Weary Monkey searched for a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Weary Monkey always carried a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Monkey desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Weary Monkey desperately craved for a cup that they would smash. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

My Weary Monkey looked for a radiator to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Monkey craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It might have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.