The Bewildered Monkey

The Bewildered Monkey desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Monkey always kept a rubber johnny to throw. It might be an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Monkey desperately searched for a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Monkey needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. One might say this is a new action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Monkey desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler of all things.

The Bewildered Monkey desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.