The Stupid Monkey

The Stupid Monkey desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Monkey desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Stupid Monkey searched for a ball that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Monkey searched for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Stupid Monkey always kept a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Monkey desperately needed a teapot that they would often break. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.