His Jolly Monkey

His Jolly Monkey needed a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

His Jolly Monkey desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Jolly Monkey wanted a bottle of beer to sit and look at. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Monkey wanted a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an original activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

His Jolly Monkey often carried a computer to sleep with. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was amazing. A computer would be the chosen thing.

His Jolly Monkey desperately desired a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.