A Different Monkey

A Different Monkey desired a wig to break. This is certainly a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

A Different Monkey desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Different Monkey craved for a painting of a melon that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an original thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Different Monkey always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

A Different Monkey owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Monkey found a helmet that they would worship. It should have been an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be stunning. Honestly, a helmet is the item to select.