His Exciting Monkey

His Exciting Monkey had a bat that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

His Exciting Monkey always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would demolish. It might have been an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Exciting Monkey often carried a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

His Exciting Monkey had a spade that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Monkey searched for a can of Tango that they would embrace. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Exciting Monkey desired a teapot that they would break. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.