The Bum Loving Monkey

The Bum Loving Monkey carried a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monkey looked for a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a different thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Monkey had a mug that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.