The Funny Monkey

The Funny Monkey desperately desired a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monkey searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monkey often carried a melon that they would often demolish. It might have been a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Monkey often carried a computer that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Funny Monkey desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would eat. It might be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is sublime. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Funny Monkey always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it