Her Brainy Monster

Her Brainy Monster wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Brainy Monster often carried a melon that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Brainy Monster needed a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Brainy Monster desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Her Brainy Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Her Brainy Monster often carried a crown that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.