Retarded Monster

Retarded Monster craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Retarded Monster searched for a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Monster always kept a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

Retarded Monster looked for a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Retarded Monster wanted a mug that they liked to worship. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Retarded Monster desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.