The Nervous Monster

The Nervous Monster carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Nervous Monster found a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Monster always carried a bat that they liked to worship. This seems a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Monster desired a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Monster searched for a crown to smash. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Monster desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.