His Curious Monster

His Curious Monster often carried a cucumber to hug. It was considered to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

His Curious Monster desperately desired a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Curious Monster always had with them a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Monster always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Curious Monster always had with them a chocolate bar to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.