The Angry Monster

The Angry Monster found a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Monster looked for a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was fun. A sponge was the chosen item.

The Angry Monster desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

The Angry Monster desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Monster searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Angry Monster searched for a crown to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.