My Stupid Monster

My Stupid Monster owned a ball that they sometimes hug. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Monster carried a cucumber that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Monster desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Monster always carried a wig to throw. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Monster desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would break. This seems a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Monster carried a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.