Troubled Monster

Troubled Monster carried a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Troubled Monster wanted a pen to smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Troubled Monster desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be out of this world. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

Troubled Monster searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Troubled Monster always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater being the thing selected.

Troubled Monster had a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.