A Stupid Monster

A Stupid Monster carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Monster wanted a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Stupid Monster found a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Monster always kept a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Monster desired a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

A Stupid Monster craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.