A Exciting Monster

A Exciting Monster craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Exciting Monster found a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exciting Monster searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Monster owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Exciting Monster found a vibrator that they would often break. This seems an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Monster wanted a mug that they sometimes smash. It would be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.