His Unusual Monster

His Unusual Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Monster desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Unusual Monster looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Unusual Monster desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Unusual Monster always kept a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate It should be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

His Unusual Monster desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often throw. It might be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.