The Lovely Monster

The Lovely Monster always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Lovely Monster often carried a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It was a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Lovely Monster desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Monster often carried a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

The Lovely Monster craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It might have been a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Monster often carried a sponge that they would put on his head. It might have been an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.