A Round Monster

A Round Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

A Round Monster searched for a cup that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Round Monster searched for a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

A Round Monster found a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Round Monster searched for a toilet brush to experiment on. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Round Monster needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.