A Troubled Monster

A Troubled Monster desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Troubled Monster desired a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Troubled Monster searched for a big sponge that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Monster craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Troubled Monster carried a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Monster craved for a teapot that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.