A Bum Loving Monster

A Bum Loving Monster needed a condom that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

A Bum Loving Monster searched for a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Monster desperately desired a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Monster desperately craved for a spade that they would often sit and look at. It would be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Monster looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.