The Purple Monster

The Purple Monster desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Monster wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Purple Monster owned a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It might have been an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Purple Monster desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often break. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Purple Monster desperately craved for a pen that they liked to sleep with. It should have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Monster often carried a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. This is certainly a new exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.