His Exciting Monster

His Exciting Monster found a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered an original idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Monster desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing selected.

His Exciting Monster always had with them a sack of potatoes to demolish. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Monster desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a wig of all things.

His Exciting Monster found a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Monster desperately desired a wig that they would often demolish. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.