The Bewildered Monster

The Bewildered Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Monster desperately desired a spade that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

The Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Monster needed a set square to hug. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Monster always had with them a stapler to smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

The Bewildered Monster always carried a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was epic. A computer was the thing that was opted for.