Man, I laughed out loud. This is the best movie review I have ever seen. I am going to check your previous work.
I have not watch Predator yet.
Yesterday a friend told me he had downloaded it and I was planning to watch it tomorrow (here in venezuela we don't go to movies now, at least most of the people I know). I had had enough after Predator 2, did not watch Alien vs Predator or any of the other movies that branched out of this.
So, I guess i'll pass on this one too :)
Congratulations on your original way of reviewing movies.