As it go be , person wey slap my mama go chop am finish..

Goodday to all of una o and I thank you for d love wey una don dey show me since wen this contest don start.
@ogoowinner wetin u don yarn wey concern our mana dey touching , the word touch ma heart as if say na d first time wey I dey hear am be dis, make ur intelligence sha dey grow wel wel.

• The thing wey I go do if I see or make person yarn me say dem don light my mama face, na d level simple pass, na jex for me to see him/ her, if I don ask am say 'se na u do am abi sey na u light my male face, u wan come show say God dey ur back and talk YES, I swear I go strip ur naked, comot all ya cloth ,disgrace you + generation wey dey follow u.

• If the person old pass your mama, that is if na elderly person.
  How you go handle am?
  Chai, dis one strong. Make I dey loyal, as I dey like dis , I no dey give any person any approch wey no make sense, but it u try am I go enter u finish.
  As d case don be and it come concern my mama u cone dey voice nonsense say u old , infact i go insult and curse ur generation.

• If na younger person person im no get any option other dan say he don die. If I no fit handle am, I go hire person wey be say im life assurance go remain 40% lol

• What if your mama come dey at fault, and you dey do born again
  How you go handle the matter ?
  Y dis last question come thick like dis ( born again+ at fault)
  I go console the both party and beg my mama make she dey calm.

Thanks for the challenge @naijapidgin @ogoowinner