Before I contribute my own, make I trowey salute to @daniel-otaniel. E no dey easy to think out topic like dis one. Three Twale for you.
my pipu, talk dey here o, one thing about mother be say, you no fit get two mothers,
Your father second, third or fourth wife no fit be your mother. If your mother still dey alive you need to defend her for anyhow the mata be.
me as I dey like dis, nobody go touch my mama go free o. Nine months no b nine days or weeks.
I go make sure say the mats go far. Because my own mama no the find anybody wahala. I go make sure say that person pay for wetin e do. As I dey like dis, to beat old person no dey my blood. I go just find the nearest police station put the person make e smell the iron small if the person old o.
younger person no fit try slap my mama nah, if e happen wen I dey airport and the time for my flight Don reach, I go cancel the flight just to make sure say I teach that person how to respect mothers. The way I go beat the person #naijapidgin go carry the tori