Big Nerd

Big Nerd desperately desired a can of coke that they would hug. This seems to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was amazing. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Big Nerd desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Big Nerd always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Big Nerd desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Big Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Big Nerd desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.