The Adventurous Nerd

The Adventurous Nerd desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Nerd desired a can of Dr Pepper to worship. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Nerd looked for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Nerd carried a sword that they sometimes drop. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. A sword being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is awesome. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Nerd often carried a tomato that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a tomato having that done to it