Magical Nerd

Magical Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Magical Nerd desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often hug. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese having that done to it

Magical Nerd desperately wanted a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was simply life. A bag of poop is the item to select.

Magical Nerd desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Magical Nerd desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Magical Nerd always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.