The Scary Nerd

The Scary Nerd carried a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. A porno magazine having that done to it

The Scary Nerd desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Nerd desperately craved for a melon that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Nerd needed a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Scary Nerd always kept a bottle of beer that they would often share. This could be considered a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Nerd desperately needed a set square that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A set square is the thing that was chosen.