Her Gentle Nerd

Her Gentle Nerd carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Gentle Nerd wanted a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Gentle Nerd craved for a melon that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

Her Gentle Nerd desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Gentle Nerd desperately wanted a cup that they would often throw. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would eat. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.