A Red Nerd

A Red Nerd desperately looked for a bat that they would drop. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

A Red Nerd searched for a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Red Nerd desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Red Nerd always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Red Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Red Nerd desperately wanted a cup that they would hug. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.