My Eccentric Nerd

My Eccentric Nerd always kept a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A pen is the item to choose.

My Eccentric Nerd needed a custard pie to hug. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

My Eccentric Nerd needed a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Nerd needed a sword to embrace. It would be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Nerd desperately looked for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Nerd desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.