The Round Nerd

The Round Nerd always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to select.

The Round Nerd desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Round Nerd owned a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It would be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Round Nerd had a computer that they would often play with. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Round Nerd carried a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Round Nerd had a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.