My Red Nerd

My Red Nerd owned a custard pie to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A custard pie is the thing to choose.

My Red Nerd desperately craved for a dildo to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be magnificent. A dildo being the chosen thing.

My Red Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Red Nerd owned a condom that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

My Red Nerd always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Nerd desperately desired a set of lego to put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.