My Determined Nerd

My Determined Nerd wanted a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Determined Nerd desired a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to select.

My Determined Nerd desperately desired a teapot that they would often experiment on. It is an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

My Determined Nerd wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to select.

My Determined Nerd desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Determined Nerd wanted a piece of paper that they would demolish. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.