The Exciting Nerd

The Exciting Nerd always carried a pint of cider to insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Nerd looked for a teapot that they liked to smash. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Nerd had a stapler that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Nerd had a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Nerd desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Exciting Nerd needed a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to select.