Scary Nerd

Scary Nerd wanted a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Scary Nerd looked for a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Scary Nerd carried a can of coke to smash. This might appear to be an odd operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Scary Nerd often carried a dildo that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Scary Nerd craved for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Scary Nerd craved for a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.